Monday, May 4, 2009

Thomas Kinkade Julianne's cottage

Thomas Kinkade Julianne's cottageThomas Kinkade Heather's HutchThomas Kinkade Forest Chapel
'Don't be daft! It's worth at least five dollars a month!'
'Ah,' said Carrot, ticking the book again. 'That'd be inflation, of course. And I expect you've got a cooking pot . . . do you own at least two-and-one-third acres and more than half a cow?'
'All right, all 'We were told—' Colon began.
'According to the Laws and Ordinances of Ankh-Morpork,' said Carrot, 'any residents of the city, in times of the irreparable breakdown of law and order, shall, at the requeft of an officer of the city who is a citizen in good standing – there's a lot of stuff here about property and stuff, and then it goes on – form themfelves into a militia for city defence.'
'What does that mean?' said Angua.right,' said Muldoon. 'It's some kind of joke, right?''I think probably the property qualification can be waived,' said Carrot. 'It says here that it can be waived for a citizen in good standing. Finally, has there been, in your opinion, an irreparable breakdown of law and order in the city?''They turned over Throat Dibbler's barrow and made him eat two of his sausages-inna-bun!''Oh, I say!' said Colon.'Without mustard!''I think we can call that a Yes,' said Carrot. He ticked the page again, and closed the book with a definite snap.'We'd better be going,' he said.